November 9, 2005

How The War Was Won

Most of you won't know this, but three days ago ants invaded our bathroom hell-bent on carrying off my toothbrush!

No shit, they'd trekked in through a small gap in the tiles across the floor up the wall, across the counter to where ever I'd left it.

Why? I have no idea — maybe I'd annoyed someone that died and was reincarnated as an ant and they're just f**king with me, I dunno. However, as you may of guessed I wasn't too happy about this carry-on.

Step 1 in the battle plan was to wipe out all visible ants and scrub the floor, walls, counter etc to remove their scent trail; being that's how they find their way around. This I thought worked, but no, the little buggers where back all over my toothbrush yesterday, much to my annoyance.

After that all-out thermonuclear war was declared. Though without any kind of filler on hand to plug the gap, some other dastardly plan had to be devised. The only thing I could lay my hands on was a can of CRC, which was promptly emptied into the opposing army basecamp. There have been no sightings of the ants since, although the bathroom now sinks to high hell of CRC, lol

Posted by Matt at November 9, 2005 1:32 PM

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